Unruly Oral Orchestra - occasional adventures in idiot-ville

Gracious Goddess Thanks for tuning in for another round of Domme Diaries. It’s gritty kitty time! My past few blogs have been considerably ‘polite’. However, I’ve been having a perplexing time at ‘work’ lately. My ‘job’ is not easy overall as there are different attitudes to yield and wield my mental cocks-woman-ship around. Betwixt the fucknuggets who think they can approach me as if there aren’t any levels of decorum online as well as offline. I dare someone to walk up to me and ask me some of the shit I get the dis-pleasure of having to sift through via email & telephone. I swear that person better hope I am in a tolerable comedic mood and we know each other at that point because I’m liable to cordially spazz out and punch someone in the throat…I digress… Considering that my advertisements are fairly thorough as to what I will tolerate vs. what’s NOT on the menu of things to do. I along with a few other Dominas have expressed our disdain for this particular subject. The fucknuggets who want to provide ‘Oral Servitude’. Known as the oral slave or in crass vanilla terms…want to eat me out. AUGH...this situation occurs periodically when I get a string of applicants who proclaim they want to engage in Domination, but think that what they saw on some random fucking porn website is ‘real’ domination.


I don’t knock other Dommes for doing whatever it is they want to do with their sessions (pro and/or lifestyle) that have come up in the ranks of their Domme-dom. HOWEVER, I do knock the whores with ropes and whips who aren’t educated themselves in what Domination is vs. what it isn’t and just basically do things that are quite contrary to what BDSM is and what it could be betwixt safe sane and consensual parties. On top of other implications that could be detrimental to the way of business for other good/great Professional Dominas (and Professional submissives for that matter as there is a market) within the realms of KINK.

Once again, I will reiterate for you the reader that may be ‘vanilla’ (aka someone who isn’t in to this ‘style of life’ or so you may not be aware that in fact you are lol) the fact that ‘these people’ are amongst us. They work, talk with, walk with, us. A lot of people I meet greet and session with are ‘normal’. This is not about degrading or chastising anyone for what they ‘think’ they like. However, having a sex positive attitude towards themselves and in this case BDSM/Kink is my concern because this is one of the many things I do.

BUT for those that wonder what a ‘bad day at work’ is like…this is the more milder side of a bad day considerably. As I look up at the ceiling, crack my knuckles and begin this entry. This is about oral servitude. Quotes from so called wanna be do me subs "Oh Domina please let me eat your ass, please let me suck your pussy"... "I want to eat you out" blah blah blah...

I had to put out a fetish community PSA on one of my forums regarding this subject.

1 – Gaining audience with a EDUCATED Professional Domina would garner a level of decorum so NO that's not gonna happen for the safety of ME first and then the safety of you.

2 - Although I'm advertised as a Pro-Domme, I am also acclimated to the Lifestyle and in either case WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO HAVE JUST ANY TOM DICK AND HAIRY BALLS TOUCHING & TASTING MY TREASURES!?? I mean seriously... part of being a Domme is having/exuding responsibility in myself and self respect first and foremost. I do not know where you've been, I do not know where your mouth or fingers have been, I do not know you AND more than half of you wanna be do me subs have piss fucking poor mouth hygiene! Seriously, your mouths aren’t even suitable for maggots to claim residence.

3 - Not every Domme equates 'servitude' with cuming down the throat of a sub/slave. I personally and professionally enjoy the interaction of sessions without that part as that is not on the menu of things I offer.

Something has to remain 'sacred' and that part of intimacy is indeed sacred to me despite some folks thinking that just because it's in the pot of 'fetish' and I'm dealing in a 'pay for play' position that I'm not 'real' because I don't indulge in that part. Some of you MEN-CHILDREN....seriously stop being idiotic animals and really think with your brains (despite most parts of your feeble minds are perhaps majorly dysfunctional).

Yes, it’s not all ass whipping fun and games. As in the style of Life in general, you must draw your lines in the sand as to what you will or wont do. Vanilla, chocolate, corporate, BDSM or anything you embark upon.
As always, I honor what I do and I still do what I do out of the love of my craft and inevitably my growth in this realm and beyond.

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