'Reality Bites'...

Hello, Greetings, Hi, Salutations and all that fun jazz. I know I'm a hint overdue...Fetish farming for funds in this realm can be perplexing at times but I'm working it! In this case, it's really comically crazy at times.

Short case and point, someone felt compelled to reach out to me recently with this little ditty...

Cock-a-doodle-DON'T!
I'm 35yr old male and I have a fantasy that I would like to know if you can provide. Being tide down and face sat while have light cbt and cock biting and forced milking and getting a GS while sitting on my face

This is me at home looking crazy after reading that request!













What the ballbusting fuck?! Seriously LOL Seriously... "cock biting"... Let me just say for the record, I CANNOT STAND MOST SO CALLED BDSM PORN. Really. Most of these 'cinematic follies' are NOT REAL and they lead people to believe that some of these 'fantasies' can be attained. Or that some of them are really reflections on the status quo of most Dommes. You want to learn the minds of most people, follow them through their porn stashes (or music and books). Back the porn thought...there really needs to be clauses at the beginning and end of these regarding the sensibility factor. More than just the customary, 'folks are over 18yrs old at the time of this production yadda yadda yadda)




This 35yr old male is completely ignorant to the ART of TRUE Dominance (along with most the whores with whips in my biz).

This is one of those moments where CBT (cock & ball torture) would go terribly wrong. If I was a trifling Domme, I'd agree to some of the most outlandish shit just to get them into session and completely fuck them up LOL. BUT I'm one of the good ones plus I don't want that kind of headache. You know I Audaciously passed this one up.



My very short communique to him
Dear fantasy fucknugget
Thanks for reaching out to me. HOWEVER, I need to let you know what my proclivities are before we go any further because we are not in accord currently.

I have a tolerance for the following - spitting, face sitting/smothering (my anus and vagina will be covered at all times), body worship in the form of a back massage, ass worship (however NO oral, you may bury your nose smell the crack if that's your thing you may kiss my ass cheeks, but you may not lick my anus or vagina). As far as your 'forced milking' request... I'm only interested in dealing with strap on play in that regard so my fingers will not be visiting your arse for a long period of time. GS would be administered in the perching position only.

Hard limits (things I do not do) - full toilet/scat, blood letting, needle play (I currently do not have the proper medical needles needed to safely and effectively engage in this kind of play), knife play, serious edge play (e.g. kidnapping/blackmail), Overly scripted scenes, oral servitude of my genitalia (I do not require or desire that from anyone I'm sessioning with), Switch play, DEFINITELY NO COCK BITING (sincerely why the hell would I do that?? Ive seen it on kink/bdsm porn but I must let you know, most of that is NOT REAL BDSM. A ' Pro Domme' who puts cock in her mouth at any point during the session is merely a prostitute in Domme's clothing. A Lifestyle Domme who does better have went through the full ownership process of her personal prized pet/slave if that's how she chooses to play with him.)

Overall, we may not be a suited session match considering some of the things you're looking for. Best wishes on your continued search.

Fair yet Firm regards,


The only 'cock' I'm interested in biting is a dead baked/fried chicken (or rooster although I never had rooster I don't think...I digress)
I swear most boy/men know the basics of things and their 'fantasies' aren't off to the left after the age of 45. I find that I enjoy sessioning with older men unless they smell weird or something (yuck!).

I do hope you were delightfully entertained or at least not too disturbed LOL. Like I said, you want to know about someone, get into their sex mind, music or books and you'll figure out alot. I present me to you in all my gloriously Audacious splendor so keep reading as I sincerely appreciate it ;o)

In the meantime, please feel free to follow me via Twitter http://twitter.com/Audacity_Of. Also, you can find me via Face Book under Aura Dynamo if we’re not connected already. Don't forget to send a message when you make that 'friend request'. At least I'll know where ya found me. If you can't find me, leave your FB name/profile at audacityof@gmail.com so I can find you.

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Delightful Disclaimer – ‘Domme Diaries' may or may not always be direct adventures of Aura Dynamo, however one can never be too sure. Names, dates and anything else that might prove otherwise have been omitted to protect some of the innocent and a few idiots.

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**Domme Photos on this entry were captured by Andrew 'Drew' Jones**

Flipping The Script

Please pardon my tardiness dear readers/fellow kinksters. I’ve been spinning around the stratos trying to keep my zany planet in orbit around the duality of my life in and outside of my Domme-dom.

I wanted to enjoy a bit of respite all the while giving you something hopefully hilariously enjoyable to read.

Flipping the script
On occasion I take on a challenge dealing in the realm of role play. There’s times when sessions are ‘cut and dry’. “I want to be tied, spanked, smacked and just teased a bit” so on and so on…, a potential playmate would say. Then there are these unique moments when someone comes at me with a script. I’m not a theatre major and I do not enjoy when scenes are too scripted out as this one was bestowed upon me one fine afternoon. For some, this would make it ‘easy’ to just follow the ‘script’ and the session is complete. For me however, Part of Dominating is perhaps succumbing to the challenge of pushing myself as well as the submissive outside the box.


Correspondence from the ‘Theatre Major’
I was interested in a one hour session with you. Depending on the activity your quote may vary, and your website suggested sending an email to you with fantasies. So here goes:

phase 1 (20 mins): all tease and denial; cuckolding

phase 2 (20 mins): verbal, psychological and some physical humiliation

e.g.: mocking, humiliating commands, comparing me with a real man, verbal insults, making fun of me in various ways, telling me how I could never get a woman like you, ridiculing how I need to masturbate while real men have girlfriends etc.,

Suggested insults, among others: loserfag with a small dick and bad breath, pathetic old pervert...

Suggested physical humiliation: spitting, face-slapping, pulling of hair, ears

phase 3 (20 mins): intense humiliation. No more laughing but disgust, hatred.
Intense interrogation about how much of a loser I am, yelling and screaming at me from up close; threats more face slapping. Session ends with a 60 second humiliation countdown after which I am forced to lick up my own cum and you make me beg for forgiveness to have wasted your time.

Please note that I should not get any inflicted physical punishments that leave more marks than temporary redness or minor bruises.

Respectfully Yours


Now either you’re thinking, “Who’s the Domme here?” or “Damn this dude knows how he likes it”. I thought to myself that it’s great that one knows himself to this degree on what’s going to get him off but more times than not, situations like this end up in someone not being satisfied with the end result. He was just looking for faces to fill the space in this case and not someone who could possibly add another twist or variety within the session. From what I know to be true for me (I stress that ‘for me’)…when I engage in session with someone, I initially ask about their proclivities and hard limits. Then I tell them mine and we come to some sort of accord as far as the theme of the session. Sessions like this tend to ruin it for me (personally and professionally) because it’s TOO SCRIPTED. Nowhere do I imply that I’m an actress. There’s times when I arrive at the session already at phase 3 because the gent had hygiene fail and I end up scolding them on the importance of cleaning their hairy gross asses properly with baby wipes or how body hair holds in funk hence why most of them are socially inept in the first place and need to be disciplined. Life Lessons their mamas (who should’ve been the original Dommes) totally left off at quite frankly.













Nonetheless, I accepted the challenge of this ‘Shakespearean’ request. Oh goodness gracious by Domme jeeze. This gent was a complete ass-hat! Within the first 20 minutes going into the transition of ‘Phase 2’; he became a stock raving pain in my ass “that’s not how it goes, do it like this, say it like this”. So you know I did what any pissed off Domme would do, I changed the scenario and turned into the eager to get this session over with Scary Bitch out of hell! I don’t yell but my voice drops very deep and disappointment leaves my fingertips with every smack to a face or ass or both. I heavily insulted his lack of imagination along with his sad sight of a penis, binded him face down ass up over a table and made him completely choke off of a ball gag that was shoved up his own ass first (ATM is indeed punishment and definitely NOT a reward for good behavior as most gents/fucknuggets do not like to taste their own nasty asses) and spanked him raw for wasting my time. All this completed in record breaking time of 40 minutes.

It became 'fun' for me at that point but not so much fun for him. He actually called me later that evening complaining that he couldn’t sit down on his ass and that he was going to have a hard time explaining to his wife why he’s not sleeping naked LOL.

I know I know... I was a bit cruel but sometimes, it’s the little victories at ‘work’ that make it worth while to continue down this yellow brick road (oh that statement makes me chuckle in more ways than one ;o).

Typing of which… stay tuned for Cross Dressing ‘Dorothy and Toto’ and drowning folks in the Yellow road (no ‘bricks’ because that’s NOT my thing (laughing wildly)

In the meantime, please feel free to follow me via Twitter http://twitter.com/Audacity_Of. Also, you can find me via Face Book under Aura Dynamo if we’re not connected already. Don't forget to send a message when you make that 'friend request'. At least I'll know where ya found me. If you can't find me, leave your FB name/profile at audacityof@gmail.com so I can find you.

Works in progress - Audacity Of… via YouTube, live video webinars & blogtalkradio.com

Delightful Disclaimer – ‘Domme Diaries' may or may not always be direct adventures of Aura Dynamo, however one can never be too sure. Names, dates and anything else that might prove otherwise have been omitted to protect some of the innocent and a few idiots.

"Go do something Audacious with yourself and enjoy the memories!" - Aura Dynamo

Audacity Of… © 2010