Unruly Oral Orchestra - occasional adventures in idiot-ville

Gracious Goddess Thanks for tuning in for another round of Domme Diaries. It’s gritty kitty time! My past few blogs have been considerably ‘polite’. However, I’ve been having a perplexing time at ‘work’ lately. My ‘job’ is not easy overall as there are different attitudes to yield and wield my mental cocks-woman-ship around. Betwixt the fucknuggets who think they can approach me as if there aren’t any levels of decorum online as well as offline. I dare someone to walk up to me and ask me some of the shit I get the dis-pleasure of having to sift through via email & telephone. I swear that person better hope I am in a tolerable comedic mood and we know each other at that point because I’m liable to cordially spazz out and punch someone in the throat…I digress… Considering that my advertisements are fairly thorough as to what I will tolerate vs. what’s NOT on the menu of things to do. I along with a few other Dominas have expressed our disdain for this particular subject. The fucknuggets who want to provide ‘Oral Servitude’. Known as the oral slave or in crass vanilla terms…want to eat me out. AUGH...this situation occurs periodically when I get a string of applicants who proclaim they want to engage in Domination, but think that what they saw on some random fucking porn website is ‘real’ domination.


I don’t knock other Dommes for doing whatever it is they want to do with their sessions (pro and/or lifestyle) that have come up in the ranks of their Domme-dom. HOWEVER, I do knock the whores with ropes and whips who aren’t educated themselves in what Domination is vs. what it isn’t and just basically do things that are quite contrary to what BDSM is and what it could be betwixt safe sane and consensual parties. On top of other implications that could be detrimental to the way of business for other good/great Professional Dominas (and Professional submissives for that matter as there is a market) within the realms of KINK.

Once again, I will reiterate for you the reader that may be ‘vanilla’ (aka someone who isn’t in to this ‘style of life’ or so you may not be aware that in fact you are lol) the fact that ‘these people’ are amongst us. They work, talk with, walk with, us. A lot of people I meet greet and session with are ‘normal’. This is not about degrading or chastising anyone for what they ‘think’ they like. However, having a sex positive attitude towards themselves and in this case BDSM/Kink is my concern because this is one of the many things I do.

BUT for those that wonder what a ‘bad day at work’ is like…this is the more milder side of a bad day considerably. As I look up at the ceiling, crack my knuckles and begin this entry. This is about oral servitude. Quotes from so called wanna be do me subs "Oh Domina please let me eat your ass, please let me suck your pussy"... "I want to eat you out" blah blah blah...

I had to put out a fetish community PSA on one of my forums regarding this subject.

1 – Gaining audience with a EDUCATED Professional Domina would garner a level of decorum so NO that's not gonna happen for the safety of ME first and then the safety of you.

2 - Although I'm advertised as a Pro-Domme, I am also acclimated to the Lifestyle and in either case WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO HAVE JUST ANY TOM DICK AND HAIRY BALLS TOUCHING & TASTING MY TREASURES!?? I mean seriously... part of being a Domme is having/exuding responsibility in myself and self respect first and foremost. I do not know where you've been, I do not know where your mouth or fingers have been, I do not know you AND more than half of you wanna be do me subs have piss fucking poor mouth hygiene! Seriously, your mouths aren’t even suitable for maggots to claim residence.

3 - Not every Domme equates 'servitude' with cuming down the throat of a sub/slave. I personally and professionally enjoy the interaction of sessions without that part as that is not on the menu of things I offer.

Something has to remain 'sacred' and that part of intimacy is indeed sacred to me despite some folks thinking that just because it's in the pot of 'fetish' and I'm dealing in a 'pay for play' position that I'm not 'real' because I don't indulge in that part. Some of you MEN-CHILDREN....seriously stop being idiotic animals and really think with your brains (despite most parts of your feeble minds are perhaps majorly dysfunctional).

Yes, it’s not all ass whipping fun and games. As in the style of Life in general, you must draw your lines in the sand as to what you will or wont do. Vanilla, chocolate, corporate, BDSM or anything you embark upon.
As always, I honor what I do and I still do what I do out of the love of my craft and inevitably my growth in this realm and beyond.

Please feel free to email me at audacityof@gmail.com . If you say it/ask it; I will respond honestly and sincerely.

You can also follow my general ‘Clark Kent’ shenanigans via Twitter http://twitter.com/Audacity_Of. Also, you can find me via Face Book under Aura Dynamo if we’re not connected already. If you can't find me, leave your FB name/profile at audacityof@gmail.com so I can find you.

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Delightful Disclaimer – ‘Domme Diaries' may or may not always be direct adventures of Aura Dynamo, however one can never be too sure. Names, dates and anything else that might prove otherwise have been omitted to protect some of the innocent and a few idiots.

"Go do something Audacious with yourself and enjoy the memories!" - Aura Dynamo

Audacity Of… © 2010

**first & last photo captured by Holly Daggers**

Sissy Fishes In The Sea

Welcome back welcome back welcome back. Insert ring master music here. I’m your gracious hostess ‘Aura Dynamo’ and I want you to strap yourselves in for yet another Audacious ride through my Domme Diaries.

This double ‘D’ moment is brought to you by Fluuuuuuuuuffff FM* (station coming soon via blog talk radio).LOL seriously, there’s this submissive who’s into fluffing and folding of fine Domme washables as long as he gets to smell some of the soiled goods prior to washing. My little pamper princess sissy ;o).

I had an interesting email pertaining to the realm of Domme sensitivity, sensibility, spice & some things oh so kink inclined ;)
I was recently on the 'seek and ye shall find' mode online and this gent responded to my initial query for session-ers and the certain areas I was interested in incorporating into a session at that particular time. His ‘charming’ note to thee…

The things i 'think' i need are these (rope bondage, spanking, & any other discipline you can give me)... however i don't know what experience you have with them and it may not be enough. If the tribute was for enough time and you had time to do all of these give me some details on how it would be done please mistress... just as you are tired of people who can't take it....i am tired of people who claim to be able to dish it and their ideas are so mundane and basic... last 'mistress' i saw i could have put myself in better self bondage...

Drumrolls, paddles and floggers as this is one of my few cordial responses…

Greetings
As we both sing 'These are a few of my favorite things'. Hmmm...levels of experience I contain... I'm not going to say that I'm the greatest of the great (e.g. Marquis De Sade (not the writer but the Iconic Domme who took on the name as her own...although that's up for popular opinion/debate). But I do require and contain patience as it does take a moment or two to 'learn' the workings of one's mind and body. I'm not into scenarios of major role playing grandeur as I just like to push n pull at the corners of most envelopes hence why Sensual Pain is such the sweetest taboo. There's something to be said about being the correct catalyst for this kind of energy and especially having the correct equipment and play space to execute fully. I do dig a good Dungeon on occasion because of those factors. Also, it's great when the submissive can share in the responsibility of receptive feed back (something most don't do... they just figure I'm submitting so therefore she needs to play me like a piano and that's it. NO! The keys being stroked must emit some sort of energetic 'sound' (literally and figuratively). Equal ebb n flow of all things safe sane and consensual must be shared betwixt the parties involved. I can admit that I had someone in my possession recently and although we had a quaint time, I personally felt it could've been better on my behalf as I tend to play with heavy hands and I couldn't mark this individual which made me a hint conscious in play when I just like to flow. The great thing about 'stop n pop' sessioning to this degree is that one can just go in, become connected for a period of time and then disconnect when done (to a certain degree). The bad thing about it is sometimes chemistry doesn't match up. For me personally, my viewpoint of 'doing what you love' crosses the boundaries of being a 'Pro-Domme' But it makes it oh so much more pleasurable when the chemistry matches along with everything else involved in a session oriented moment.

I would like to hear about your last experience if you'd care to share as I'm always intrigued as to what a 'sub' wished for vs. what you 'thought' servitude should've been despite you providing tribute (if applicable) and perhaps making sure the 'Mistress' was pleased in/out/besides his own desire vs. basic chemistry/connection.

I enjoy sensuality within the joy of mental transference of pain vs. pleasure. I feed off the energy of a submissive’s eyes & body yearns for more as I climb slowly into their skin & sensually stain their eyes with glimpses of slight sadistic tenderness as I hope to nestle nicely into the memory of a submissive within a good if not great session.
Quite frankly, I am not going to go into depth of how I build my sessions because my experience with one who poses a question in the cadence such as yours as the previous paragraphs could tell you much more of what I'm about and how I perform with each individual presented. Those are a few of my favorite things and time and tribute prevailed, I'd engage in those areas of play slowly methodically and surely.

There’s Brains within my Beautiful Brawn and sometimes it works for me and other times I lose out. Que sera sera. My ‘work’ is not always about closing the deal as you’ve read in the previous blog.

There’s times when someone will seek me out with a shopping list of fun things to do. Such is the case of this fetishist who was into a plethora of things ;o)

Thank you for your time. Please allow me to elaborate. I'm a 45yr wm, masochist/fetishist. I've been in the scene for more than 20 yrs. My interests are below:
1) Foot Fetish
2) CBT, especially barefoot ball kicking (Full bore)
3)GS
4) Small Penis Humiliation
5) Chastity
6) Cuckolding
7) Blackmail (real, not role-play)

Lastly, I've recently taken interest in "racial" play. I know that in this day of political correctness, many shy away from this scene. I'd like to explore a scene where a Powerful Black Mistress would take reparations on me. If this is a little too heavy, or just not your scene, we can certainly skip it. (This is more of a cerebral exercise.)


Lofty correspondence from thy fingertips to this potential playmate…

Ah yes, indeed today would've been a perfect day for projectile suffering of sorts due to the shitty (lack of a more eloquent term) day I had dealing with folks who think the very word 'freedom' implies free or the audacity to ask for 'extras' in which I do not have an inkling of desire to offer.

So with that being said, let me get to the portion of your initial query that you would perhaps enjoy in such a painfully sweet way.

1) Foot Fetish - sure as I'm a grand fan of foot love from sensually 'playful' toe shows to full on knocking the wind out of your silly body trampling.

2) CBT, especially barefoot ball kicking (Full bore) - can incorporate this with the fetishism of feet... matter of fact tying your penis to my feet would be a momentous experience.

3) GS - great....there's realms of creativity that can be entertained but it's pretty much the good ole fashioned golden. Which I'm proud to say I take pride in ensuring proper preparation.

4) Small Penis Humiliation – Ha I have one Fine Specimen ‘big bull’ to start you off with will surely put your brain on pause and your penis on shrink as I've experienced first hand such a beauty... Oh I do hope basic roping can accommodate such a useless utensil. If not, ribbons would be used along with the rope to tie to my feet.

5) Chastity - I tend to indulge in this in a more in depth 'relationship' oriented moment as oppose to solely sessioning. As you’ve read in my initial profile, I am not looking for any LTR/sub-slave ownership.

6) Cuckolding - this is an area of interest although certain realms of it is based upon the calm validity of loyalty within your Domme (as it is a symbiotic kind of moment...joined with the realm of chastity....see above).

7) Blackmail (real, not role-play) - I have no comment on that side of the fence as I have not indulged nor does it interest me overall in a session environment or in general.

**racial play** - taking reparations....to me personally is all about the exploitation of your wallet at this point of political correctness as this country was built on the backs (literally) of many of 'my' people and others who are not regarded despite President O being in office. There is no 'cerebral exercising' of my right to beat your ass, bust your balls, rape your skin (yes rape not rake), and be properly compensated for such.

So if we're in accord, lets dance the dance as I'm not into extensive emails at this time. My patience is low and my angst is high.

Regards,
The Perturbed Goddess

In this case, I conducted the preliminary meet and greet with this gent to ensure that he was the kind of session-er who can handle my brand of Domineering. Unfortunately, this douche-tastic man was a waste of time. Big talk and no walk...

Sometimes I win some, sometimes I lose some. It’s the ebb and flow of my pleasurable business hence one can’t be bent too out of shape about it. I know I’m doing my part and either way, free will & choice is what I subscribe in Domme-dom…At least until the boys are under my boot.


As usual, any questions, comments, &/or requests are always welcomed. Please feel free to email me at audacityof@gmail.com . If you say it/ask it; I will respond honestly and sincerely.

You can also follow my general ‘Clark Kent’ shenanigans via Twitter http://twitter.com/Audacity_Of. Also, you can find me via Face Book under Aura Dynamo if we’re not connected already. If you can't find me, leave your FB name/profile at audacityof@gmail.com so I can find you

Coming very soon Audacity Of… via YouTube, live video webinars & blogtalkradio.com

BIG shout out to ‘Ms. Claudia Typhoon’ for not letting your hilarious debacle hinder your successful session that one fine March 2010 day in Domme
Her-story! YES, get it in and get it done is the motto darling ;o)

Delightful Disclaimer – ‘Domme Diaries' may or may not always be direct adventures of Aura Dynamo, however one can never be too sure with her crazy ass. Names, dates and anything else that might prove otherwise have been omitted to protect some of the idiots I mean innocent.

"Go do something Audacious with yourself and enjoy the memories!" - Aura Dynamo

Audacity Of… © 2010

**first two photos captured by Andrew 'Drew' Jones**
**last photo captured by Holly Daggers**